OMG HAWT BOYZ

Okay, so I just found out Clive Owen is forty two years old. That just ain't right. Probably because he is one of the male celebrities that I just decide to randomly google image search and the next thing I know, it's four hours later and my roomate is probably scared from hearing "FRIGGEN WHOA!" a hundred million times. SRSLY.


You know who else is cute? Post Teen Wolf II Circa Arrested Development Jason Bateman


And Colin Meloy, lead singer of the Decemberists is totally adorable.


Uh oh... I can see where this is going. I started thinking of who in the music/movie business I think is cute and then I went "OH SUFJAN! I CAN'T FORGET HIM!" oh sigh to the nth degree Sufjan


Why not go all the way indie crush cred and mention Stephen Malkmus of Pavement (Jared, who I mentioned earlier probably thinks Malkmus is a bigger dreamboat than I do)


Malkmus really reminds me of the incredibly awesome Peter Krause of Six Feet Under Fame


I can tell now that this post is going to end up completely out of control and will justbe full of celebrities and musicians with brown hair and brown eyes. I'm really bad.

Who else?! OH. FOX MULDER. Not David Duchovny so much (Come on, he married Thea Leoni) but I am a total nerd and loved The X Files growing up and I had such a huge crush on him that I'm pretty sure will never die. And Gillian Anderson was my female role model growing up. Smart, sexy, and a natural redhead! Once they gave her glasses and upped the sexual tension between her and Mulder she became my idol.


Paul Rudd almost doesn't get mentioned because he was on Friends... but then he did a whole bunch of other awesome stuff, so he gets back in. WAY TO GO PAUL RUDD, YOU ARE ON THE LIST OF HOT UNATAINIBLE CELEBRITIES IN THE FAKE BLOG OF A UNIVERSITY GIRL.


Josh Holloway, because he is the only thing worth watching on LOST since about four and a half episodes into season two.


OMG JACK BAUER. Kiefer Sutherland has nothing to do with it. "TELL ME WHAT I NEED TO KNOW!" okay!


And since we're on the roll of badass guys... FIGHT CLUB. Fight Club isn't a person. But it made my life complete for my existential period in high school. Everyone threw a fuss over Brad Pitt in that movie, but Ed Norton is the dreamboat. Did you see American History X?! Tyler Durden's got nothin' on that. I had this picture on my wall for about five and a half years


ELVIS. Because he is EFFIN ELVIS. But pre-fat Elvis... the young, handsome, clean and sober Elvis.


And John Cusack... A TOTAL GIVEN.... anyone who has a pulse has a crush on John Cusack.


It took approximately an hour and a half to make this post.